How much money do we blow on them?

How much do we crane our necks?

All a girl has to do is basically hoist the damn things up in a cinch and show the top curves and we're like puppy dogs.

It's stupid.

Tits are useless. You can suck the damn fucking things all you want and if the girl isn't pregnant or parturated you're not getting anything out of it.

I found a fellow tit-hater in Mauberly and between the two of us we fucked enough untitted girls to slake even the most monstrous of needs. We outdid each other in seeking our juvenalia until finally we were cocking kindergartners.

One night Mauberly and I got very drunk and we wound up sucking each other's cocks. I hadn't had the pleasure since I was a kid. When I let loose the petard of my joy Mauberly bubbled and cackled and stammered the profusion of his interest, and then it occurred to me to have a mouthful of him. By crackie, ye gods, I had completely forgotten what sweet joy it was.

We lay spent in each other's arms, I with my slick wet dick cradled in his ass crack, I was twiddling his man tits, and he said, "You know what Balzac, we should fuck trannies."

"Pre-ops?" I queried.

"Defy Nightly," he stortled, a la Curly.

I'd once upon a time had a post-op and god she smelled bad and was half ugly too, but a pre-op sounded like a good cock stiffener to me. I agreed and while we hatched our plans we stroked each other and suckled, a mutual protein burst.

I phoned up my wifey and told her some bull tale that she bought, such that my fuck friend and I could go off for a week. Mauberly masturbated by the hour on the plane, and shot his spunk into my champagne. I swilled it down and got quite a belly out of it. Our stewardess was quite smitten by the sight. She was very dutiful bringing us more champagne.

Whilst we flew and he fluted, I used my laptop to set up a meet. Trannie Town, aka Toronto, is the largest population of transsexuals per capita in the northern hemisphere, some 20% or more. This great cosmpololis boasts 119 nationalities, thus dicks on chicks like a Mohammedan's wet dream.....(cont)