Such was the bill that day. It was a family theater, so there were kids and wives present but a lot of men by themselves too. One of the acts featured "The Great Leonardo", a big muscled mustachioed fellow who looked Italian, and his wife "Scoop" Gilda. She was so named because she could pick up things with her pussy and would fill herself up with jello and hand lotion and so forth and squirt it high in the air, just with the contractions of her vagina. It was great fun to watch. The Great Leonardo stood around sporting a huge hardon while she performed then he'd bend her over a table and fuck her cunt and ass alternating a few strokes in the one before switching to the other. The key of course was his ejaculation which was always memorable and as impressive as his name.

The next to last act was a mousy looking man with pince nez glasses playing a banker type with a woman and her ten year old daughter there seeking a loan to pay for the girl's dance classes. There was the usual silly banter and jokes, then the man got the little girl naked and fucked her cunt for all she was worth. The audience loved it, my Dad was almost purple in the face watching it. I thought the girl was very pretty and my cock was stiff as a bone.

On the train back home I took out my cock and showed my Dad who hadn't seen it for awhile and I told him "Look, Dad, this cock is pretty big for a boy, don't you think? I bet I could get work again, if I went into burlesque." A woman across the aisle was staring at me trying to look disapproving but she was also breathing kind of funny and I knew my nine inches were having an effect on her. Dad promised to talk to Mother about it.....(cont)