Boris wanted sex but he was afraid to approach women he found desirable so he went to the porno book stores and rented tapes and bought magazines. He spent hours each day downloading porn from the newsgroups.

One day he found a product in one of the stores called "Suzy Blowjob". It was a rubberized face with garishly wide red lips and on the side of the box it just "Just watch as Suzy's cheeks alternately hollow and expand as she sucks your cock, and if you shake the head her eyes will open and shut."

"Is this a real girl?" Boris asked the clerk, and the clerk looked at him like he stupid but said yes.

Boris really liked Suzy. He bought her and took her home and took her out of the box. He was disappointed that all she had was a head. Her hair was some horrible red color he didn't like but he thought he could talk her into wearing a wig, in fact he had a black wig in the closet that would look very nice on her. As it was her hair was too close cropped and looked like a brain on top of a skull. Very unattractive.

He fucked Suzy's face a few times and it was good, but Suzy never talked to him. He talked to her though. He was upset she didn't talk back. He asked her "How do you like my cock bitch?" and Suzy smiled, but Suzy was so damn taciturn! When he fucked her face he would get done and shake her upside down hoping to see his come trickling down her throat, but she must have already swallowed it or something.

After awhile, with her never talking, he got mad at Suzy and cut her face with a steak knife and threw her into the garbage, then, afraid some policeman might find her he took her out of the dumpster and immolated her like Brunnhilde in the furnace beneath Bldg. A.

Boris really liked girls' breasts and he wished he could suck and bite one. He also really, really liked big cocks. But he was afraid to ask. So he wrote away to Edmonds Scientific Company and they sent him a machine that you plugged into the wall and it would heat up like an iron then you could put plastic squares in the fitter and pump press a bar on the side. It would make plastic shapes based on the mold you'd put under the warm square. He carved a female breast out of balsa. The first was too big and wouldn't fit. So he whittled it down, and down, until it was just the nipple and areola. It didn't look real enough so he used walnut picks to make little indentations and tried again. He made a whole bunch of nipples.

They were fun to suck, especially if coated in honey or even lime & salt. He learned you could cook strawberries with Velveeta into nipples. They were very tasty and gooey.

Boris wanted to fuck a girl. A young girl.

He went to the store he favored closest to where he lived and the old man who ran it said "Well, why don't you buy Shirley? You just blow her up either with your mouth or a shopvac."

She was Puerto Rican though. Boris asked if there were another girl. The old man searched around under the counter and found a smaller box. "This one's called 'Tiny Tawny', she do?"

Boris held up the box and was in love. Tiny Tawny was white and looked about twelve years old......(cont)