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Fallen Angels
Written by The Pied Piper
Sure, it is always assumed everything and everyone in heaven to be holy, immaculate and pure.
But to be quite honest: how could it be possible, that the hell exists then? There's nothing being created from nothing.
And what about that bullshit about sexless beings in heaven? It is well known anyway, that both Father and Son are assumed thoroughly male. Not so sure for the Holy Spirit (how do you determine the sex of a pigeon from far away? Especially if you're blinded by this bright shining triangle with an eye above its head?), but from the fact, that it was able to impregnate this famous twelve-years-old girl named Mary, we can be sure, this is another male being.
Furthermore it is known that human kind is thought as a spitting image of the heavenly situations. Therefore we can assume that there must be a female component, too. More exact researches give us a clue that archangels must be male. Normal angels can be imagined as creatures in the bodies of human children of both sexes, aged 3 to 12, mostly clothed in a thin plain shirt, that sometimes reaches down to the floor (oops, better "down to the cloud"), sometimes leaves the little buns only half covered; sometimes, however, especially in case of the little trombone angels, they are stark naked. The only obvious difference to human children is the pair of wings, sprouting from their shoulder blades.
What one could eventually take with one closed eye as "sexless" is the fact that no angel ever suffers from any pubic hair, and there is never more than a bud stage of the female angels' breasts. None of the male angels has ever expelled ripe semen in their ejaculates.
Last, but not least all of them are self evidently clones, raised from only a few thousand little angels of every skin, hair, and eye colour, how else would if be possible, that the heaven is populated with such immense masses of angels? That explains also, why - Praise The Lord - there is no single ugly example among them.....(cont)
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