"Want to have sex?" I said with a smile.

"Oooohhhh!!" my wife replied angrily, even though she knew I was kidding. So, this was it, I thought to myself. Four years of marriage and now we're bored. Great. Just fucking great! I understood her feelings though. It was true that we'd tried just about every position, every variation of sex, save one. She wasn't going to let me bust her ass no matter how hard I tried.

"So, what do you want to do?" I asked.

"Something different. Something really different, you know?" She said sincerely. I nodded, although I didn't know.

She sat next to me on the couch and said, "What's your biggest fantasy? I mean, if you could do or have anything you wanted, what would it be?"

"Sexual, you mean?" I asked, my interest piqued.

"Yeah, sexual. Hmmmm, let me guess: me and another woman?" She asked.

I thought for a moment, "Well, that'd be cool, that's for sure."

"But that's not it, is it?" She asked.

"No. You know what my biggest fantasy in that arena is," I said without contempt.

She frowned for a moment then said apologetically, "You know that I'd like to. I just, just can't, that's all."

I nodded. "So, you want to do it with another woman?"

"No!" She exclaimed, hitting me on the arm. "I was guessing your fantasy, not mine!"

I laughed. "Okay then, what's yours?"

"Promise me you won't laugh!" She insisted. When I didn't respond right away she said, "Promise!"....(cont)