It seemed like he was put on Earth to be the most unpopular kid in the school. Melvin was definitely not a cool name, but that wasn't his problem. He had acne from time to time, but even the popular kids were going through that in high school. He didn't play any sports because of a knee injury he suffered in a car wreck as a child. This had also left him with a permanent limp that inspired such nicknames as "gimpy the chimpee", "Sir Fag-a-long" and worst of all "that faggy hobble gobblin". Everyone knew his father was the local zookeeper. His mother had died in the same car wreck that had crippled him and his father had never even dated anyone since. Kids teased him that his mother was probably really one of the chimps in the zoo -"yeah! the one that limps!" someone would always tack on to the insult like that was original and not the ten thousandth time he'd heard this so-called joke. Teenage boys were stupid brutes that were too busy rutting around like the animals his father locked up in cages. "That's where they belonged - in the zoo!" he screamed silently to himself a hundred times a day between classes and during lunch break and especially on those long walks home.

He was approaching his eighteenth birthday his frustration was getting feverish. He secretly lusted after half of the girls in his school but he couldn't even get them to stop laughing at him. Graduation was getting closer and he had never even been invited to a party, or a dance or any of the events that he desperately wanted to be a part of. As he waited outside of the door to get into his english class after lunch he overheard a group of girls describing their party the night before in the kind of 'stream of consciousness' way that teenage girls do so well....(NOTE: the following is an actual conversation by 16-17 year old high school girls recorded in 1976)...

"I'm swimming near the shore, right?, and Kevin comes up to me in the water and grabs my bikini, the bottoms. Just like that he yanks down and starts grabbing me and feeling me up and stuff. So I start calling out to Greg to come and pound him and I look around and there Greg is lieing on his back on the beach and Cindy Potter's sucking him off! So I'm getting really pissed cause he's not moving and I could have got raped or something. So I just say like 'OK'! and I grab Kevin's thing under the water - you know his 'dictaphone' (giggles) - and he's all like 'please me don't tease me' so I tell him he can do me if we go on the beach next to Greg. So he jumps up out of the water cause it was kind of shallow there, and starts dragging my hand to the beach. Then he pushes me down hard on my butt near Greg and Cindy. She's still getting him off and I start complaining cause I hurt my ass when he pushed me, but then Kevin sticks his tongue in my mouth when I'm talking and oooh! I don't know...well, you know (giggles)...so like anyway...he's all over me in a New York second like an animal in heat banging my... right there next to Greg and Cindy. I'm thinking 'this is class' and then what does Greg do? He pulls Cindy's head off of him and tells her to take off her top. I don't know if he just wants to look at her tits or if he didn't want to mess up her top when he shot his stuff. He's really nice sometimes you know? Anyway, so she starts acting all shy. Like sucking him off was OK but showing him her boobs wasn't! So that's it. Greg just turns her over and starts fucking her right next to me. Then he looks at me like I helped turn him on enough to get off his butt and fuck her instead of just lieing there like a beached whale with his dork in her mouth. No shit, and you know what really got me was while Greg's fucking her and he's slobbering all over her neck and stuff and he turns to me and says 'bet you wish this was you' Can you believe that? So I told him I'm glad I'm not her cause Kevin doesn't spit in my ear just because I let him make me! Then Cindy looks up and me and winks at me. What did that slut think? That I'm jealous because she got laid before me that night? Then, get this...all this time Kevin's been panting and wheezing cause he's getting his rocks off in me and then he starts to cum. So he pushes me back and tries to stick his thing in my mouth but I don't want it cause it's got like hair and sand and stuff on it. So I turn my face then he grabs my tit so hard it hurts. But just as I look down to see what he's doing to my nipple he cums in my ear! Right in my ear! Right after I just said that he doesn't drool in my ear! So Greg starts laughing so hard that he lost his boner, but Cindy doesn't know what's going on because she was on her stomach and he'd been doing her dog style, you know? So she turns over to see what happened and Greg tells her that Kevin came in my ear. But Cindy didn't get it, and she goes 'Cause he was fucking her brains out, right?!' then everyone starts laughing so hard I thought I was going to puke! So Greg drove me home and I told him it was cool about him letting Cindy make him. But he never finished because of laughing, so when we got to my parent's house I got him off in the driveway. Oh, and you know what almost happened? Cause we were looking around to make sure no one saw and I wasn't going to fuck him right after Cindy, so I told him all I would do is beat him off. But I'm still kind of pissed so instead of doing it good I'm like (pumps her hand in the air quickly to demonstrate) and then I'm like (pumps her hand very slowly and without rhythm - everyone giggles hysterically) and he's like turning blue all over trying to get off. He started looking like at me like a wounded puppy and it was getting late so I put my mouth on it and like one second later he cums and you know what that asshole says? "Shit Cindy!" I wanted to punch him in the nuts but it was too late. Who cares? It's not like he's the only guy in school with a 9" one. Well maybe! (giggles more) All four of us are going to Brad's tonight to party while his parents are in Mexico if you guys wanna come by.".....(cont)