Dear Stepdaddy

Written by Stepdaddy

Dear Stepdaddy,

I've been modeling my life on your writings ever since my daughter turned thirteen. As you might imagine, my entire existence now revolves around my little princess!

Now the precocious eighth grader is begging me to sign a consent form so that she can get a tattoo. Now, I know tattoos are all the rage, but don't you think they'll go out of style soon, leaving my little sweetpea regretting the choice? What should I do?

-- Wrapped Around Her Finger

Dear Wrapped,

I agree with you about this surprisingly long-lived fad: it has to end soon. Yes, it is very hot to see a young little teenie-bopper wearing a tattoo in a sexy location, but this has gone far enough. Not only do many eighth-graders sport them (yummy!), but so do a lot of eighth-graders' moms (yuck!).

I myself have been faced with this decision. My own daughter begged me to get a special tattoo.

Sure, it would have looked totally cute at twelve, but then I thought ten or twelve years into the future. By then, my little cupcake will be all grown up, in graduate school, if my hopes for her pan out. What if she realizes then that the favor of her faculty advisor is worth currying, and she arranges to allow the forty-year old lesbian to dine between her thighs on her clean-shaven muffin? The more I thought, meditated, and masturbated about it, the more I realized that this busybody feminist academic, so mythical and yet so vivid in my minds' eye, might cause both my daughter and me all sorts of trouble.

Sure, she'd love the tattoo, and would probably go cross-eyed over the course of the semester, staring down the length of her own nose at it throughout her lengthy and talented cunnilingual sessions between my daughter's thighs. But as the semester approached its conclusion, and she imagined my little girl coming home to see me over the holiday, I figure the jealous old dyke would find someway to either blackmail my daughter or to get me indicted, just because of a cute, clit-crowning tattoo, inked in so many years before, reading: "Daddy's Cum Dump."

I suggest instead making the compromise I did: piercings. It's hip, it's sexy, and ultimately, they're removable. And although you may be disappointed that you didn't get to permanently brand your daughter, you'll enjoy countless ours twisting her nipple rings, chewing on her clit ring, and spanking her ass on the pretext that her labial rings are just too fucking slutty. And, if your daughter ever goes to graduate school, the horny muff-diving "womyns studies" professor she enslaves will have no idea that it is you she has to thank for her good fortune.

I always say, "Better safe than sorry."

-SD

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Dear Stepdaddy,

Is it "hebephilia" or "ephebophilia"?

--Scrabble Nuts

Dear Nuts,

Either term may be used to describe the sexual attraction (usually of a male) to a pubescent or post-pubescent adolescent (usually a girl).

I think that the more correct term is "ephebophilia," but both are used in scientific articles on the subject. I prefer to use "hebephilia" because it is more pronounceable and it sounds better to me.

But what REALLY sounds better to me, of course, is a detailed description of a light dusting of silky-soft, emergent pubic hairs, sprouting adorably above a thirteen-to-fifteen year old cutie's puffy biscuit.

Pebbly little nipples atop lemon-sized titlets, which harden and stiffen at the most embarrassing times! ......(cont)

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This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


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