Their biggest problem lately has been girls and sex. Basically decent kids, they worry about disease, pregnancy, reputations. None of them are going with a girl at the present, and they all dread how bringing girls into their lives might affect their friendship. The discussion goes roughly like this.

"You know, I wish we had sisters so we could each date the other guy's sister. At least that way we'd be able to keep it in the family."

"Naw, you kidding? I hear the other guys who have teenage sisters. They're bitching all the time about how obnoxious their sister is. No way! Sisters would be worse than just some girls from our class."

"Well, maybe we should all date the _same_ girl. That might be cool! We could all go out together, so it would be a lot less expensive because we could just share the cost of her stuff among us. And we could take turns making out! Heck, if she let us have sex with her, we could still take turns! Everybody knows a girl can handle a lot more sex than a guy can!"

"Yeah, but where would we find a girl who wanted three boyfriends? You know how jealous and weird they get just with one guy."

"Yeah, an older woman might be better. Now _that_ would be neat! Older women seeem to have their heads together a lot more. And they aren't all weird about sex, they're _experienced_, you know! And I'll bet an older woman would be a lot less freaked about playing around with three guys. They're supposed to be more sexually mature when they're in their thirties, you know; that's what the books say."

"Yeah, that would be great. Like the books say, _we_'re at our sexual peak, and so would that older woman! That would be a great combination!"

"Sure .. but where are we gonna find an older woman who wants anything to do with kids? We don't have any money, we can't take them out. Heck, they can't even be _seen_ in public with a kid .. much less three kids! Plus, a lot of the older women I've seen are kind of getting out of shape, you know, getting fat and all. I don't know if I could get interested in some fat woman, even if she did let me fuck her."......(cont)