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(28k) It Pays to Advertise....
....by Spangles Muldoon
Chapter One: Marcia
From: Kitty
Too bad I'm a 6'0 blonde.....(with kids, sigh)
From: Spangles Muldoon
Kitty...Like I said in the ad....I will consider all...and I would certainly consider a 6' 0" blonde... after all, a preference is just a preference...
From: Kitty
Ok, I responded yesterday, and have really been thinking about this.....Are you really for real? Have you gotten any promising responses? I am just really curious.....I think a relationship like this is ideal. I'm not sure why I find this ad so compelling......Please answer, if only for the hell of it.....
From: Spangles Muldoon
Kitty....Yes...I am indeed for real. Actually, I have received many more responses than I expected.... I, too, think this kind of relationship is ideal....and that is why I wrote the ad...Intrerested?
From: Kitty
Sure, tell me more.....What expectations do you have of your mistress? What else would you like to know about me? I have pictures if you want to give me an e-mail address to send them to. Do you have a picture of yourself as well? I am still intregued.....
From: Spangles Muldoon
Kitty....First, there would be the 'traditional duties' of a mistress...do I really need to go into what those are?? Because if I do, you might not be right for this anyway.... In addition, I want a companion who can attend social events and business functions with me, and who can feel equally comfortable in a formal or in blue jeans. Someone who can travel on occasion for business trips and vacations...
From: Kitty
Hmmmm, yeah, explain the "traditional duties" *smile* No, you don't have to, I think I can figure them out.....As for the rest, I do know which forks to use and can make conversation with almost anyone in any social situation. I can also put on a pair of jeans and hang out with the best of them, I have a knack for adjusting to whatever situation I find myself in and acting accordingly. I was in sales for many years and I think that helps.....Now, one last issue....I don't know if you remember or not, but I do have children.....We would have to work around that somehow...either when they are sleeping (for the, ah, duties, when desired) or by getting a good sitter....for the functions, travel, etc.....Needless to say they would be kept completely in the dark about all of this.....They are used to my going out, so that would be nothing unusual.....Let me know what your thoughts are......
Spangles Note to the Reader:
At this point I sent a response that apparently did not go through, and an e-mail from Kitty to me apparantly never made it either. I followed it up with another one asking what happened.....
From: Kitty
I did reply, then didn't hear anything back from you. Where can I send a pic, since you didn't give an e-mail address......If you still haven't found your petite mistress. I'd hate to be the consolation prize....
From: Spangles Muldoon
Kitty....you can send e-mail with attachments to my yahoo address... spanglesmuldoon@yahoo.com...I am looking forward to seeing what you look like....and no, you are by no means a consolation prize...fact is, you are currently at the top of the list..."
From: Kitty
I think I may have responded to you from another e-mail account. I have a few screen names....I am going to send a pic now....I'll send two actually and you can see.....What exactly are you expecting from whoever you choose? I am home sick today so I can respond pretty quickly if you do....And maybe at some point we could talk?
From: Spangles Muldoon
Kitty...I got your pic, and I must say I am very impressed. You are really gorgeous...maybe we can arrange to meet for lunch or coffee? I have attached my pic for you....
From: Kitty
Lunch would be fine, but I really would like to talk to you on the phone and have you hear my voice and hear yours....let me also say that looks are important in the sense that there is some attraction, but I am attracted to guys more by how they act/treat me then I am by their looks.....And a picture is nice, but it is always different in person.....That is the real test....
From:Kitty
Ok, I'm gonna risk something here...I'm going to give you my
# it is 214-555-1212, I'll be home until 1:15 or so, I am meeting someone
for lunch (soup, since I've been sick,hopefully I can take it!!). So call
me......
From: Kitty
Ok, E-mailed you my #, then realized that AOL is probably slow at delivery....sooooo I should be home later this afternoon and I'd like you to call. That will also give us a chance to talk(altho it might be a tad awkward to start, if we want to persue this we will have to be able to converse....). I would feel better.....It is somehow more personal then these e-mails, and I have always been somewhat of an instant gratification person....that will indulge that need for me..... :)
From: Kitty
Ok, I'm home again....And not really planning to go anywhere else...at least til it's time to pick up the kids...Call me when you get a chance....I may lie down and try to rest...It's about 3 or so now....
Spangles Note to the Reader:
Okay. I called Kitty and talked to her for about an hour. It really wasn't awkward at all, and we seemed to click pretty well. She asked some of the obvious questions, the why's and so on, and I gave her pretty much the same answers I had given her in the e-mails. I told her where I worked (generically, of course....meaning I told her I worked at the airport, but not specifically where at the airport.). I complimented her on the picutrres she sent, which were really pretty good. E-mail started again the next day............(cont)