“Haven’t you told him you have the hots for him?” her friend asked.

“Of course I have, but I don’t have the courage to tell him”

“Then you may have to try and seduce him”

There was silence for a few seconds.

“That may be a good idea” mom replied.

“Do you have any idea of what turns him on?”

“No, I’m afraid I don’t, we don’t usually talk about sex or anything like that”

“Hmm, then try something that shouldn’t fail on any man... Put a short negligee on and no bra and you’ll get his attention, I guarantee you that. Even a mother could give her son a good hard-on that way” her friend suggested. I was dumbfounded, paralyzed. Was my own mother trying to seduce me? What the fuck was all that about? Had I missed anything?

“OK, listen, I gotta hang up now, I’ll call you back and keep you up to date” mom said.

“Alright, good luck, Liz. Bye!” ......(cont)