Joanne was divorced from Cathy’s dad and had been dating other men for years without settling down. She was pretty wild and open around the house when I was there. In the evenings she always seemed a little tipsy; in the mornings, always a little hung over. She favored loose robes, knee-length T-shirts, filmy nightgowns, and baggy jogging suits. I hardly ever saw her dressed in normal clothes except when she was going to or returning from work. While we were dating, Joanne embarrassed me and Cathy many times by catching us making out or even fucking, letting her robe fall a little too far open, or making perverted jokes and burping. Nonetheless, I thought Joanne was pretty cool and very sexy. Cathy was grateful to have a mom like that. Making a long story short, Cathy and I got married and moved into an apartment across town from Joanne, so I saw less of her for a while. About a year after our wedding, Cathy got promoted at her job and I found a new job that doubled my old salary. We bought a house about two minutes’ driving and ten minutes’ walking from Joanne’s house. So we saw a lot of her.

Joanne was actually starting to be forward with me now. At first I was terrified, but then I figured that she was just teasing the son-in-law and considered me “safe” since I was off-limits. But the teasing got worse.

She was always calling me over to do yard work. One day while taking a break from mowing her lawn, I went inside for a beer. She was in the kitchen wearing her short robe and reading the paper. I asked her to get me a styrofoam can holder and she turned around, reached up and grabbed one off the shelf. Of course, when she reached up the hem of her robe lifted and gave me a big peek at her hairy crotch. I knew she didn’t do it on purpose, but I was used to teasing her so I said, “Nice view there!” and laughed when she handed me the can holder. To my surprise, she said “Oh, did you like that?” and lifted her robe again to show me her crotch. She held it there for about five seconds and dropped it again, then folded her arms and smiled at me. I just nodded and said, “Yes, that was nice,” then I pretended to be very interested in putting my beer into the can holder. I went back outside and finished the beer, then finished the lawn. As I was putting the mower away I heard her banging on the porch door. I looked up and she waved at me, then flashed me. I caught a glimpse of her big, sagging breasts, round stomach, and crotch. Then she closed her robe and laughed like a schoolgirl while walking away from the door......(cont)